So you're bitter because whatever you bought isn't the latest thing a few months later?
I'm typing this on a 2009 MacBook Pro, 2.8 GHz dual core. The model has since been updated several times with faster processors, faster memory, quad core, USB3, Thunderbolt, automatic GPU switching without logging out, Retina display etc.
Yet, to my astonishment, THE ONE I HAVE DIDN'T STOP DOING EXACTLY WHAT I PAID FOR WHEN I BOUGHT IT!

Every day I have to duct tape my jaw back in place, because it keeps dropping to the floor every time I press the power button and this laptop still hasn't ceased to function. And what's even more amazing is that people with newer laptops can read what I type! I was worried that this ancient device would produce hieroglyphs on stone tablets that you have to ship to people via the Egyptian Slave Express, but no, I'm sitting here talking to the year 2012 through some amazing loophole in the space-time continuum.