So, after asking for a nano sim from O2 and getting a(nother) micro sim from them today, i ventured back into the confusing world of their online chat thingy. It was once again confusing and mostly pointless:
info: Welcome to O2. Someone will be with you soon. *
*We're really busy right now. Thanks for waiting. If you're after the latest information on the iPhone 5 please go here
info: You are now chatting with Henry.
Henry: Hi I'm Henry. How can I help?
newcode: Hi.
newcode: Yesterday I spoke to someone on here and asked for a nano sim card to be sent to me.
newcode: However, today a micro sim card arrived.
Henry: This will be deliver on 21/09/2012
newcode: I already have a micro sim card!
Henry: Because nano SIM will available with O2 on 21/09/2012
newcode: Yesterday I was told I would be sent one. Are you saying that was wrong?
Henry: Yes
Henry: As nano SIM is not available with O2 right now.
Henry: Otherwise you can take the SIM card *from any O2 store without charges
newcode: So there is no way I can get one before the 21st, when there will be giant queues out the door of all your shops?
Henry: So you require to update your details to the below link
Henry:
http://www.o2.co.uk/iphone/iphone-5
Henry: Then as soon as we've the SIM card arrives we'll send to you the address whcih you'll provisde on the link
Henry: Full pricing information for iPhone 5 is available at
http://www.o2.co.uk/iphone/iphone-5/retail
newcode: Ok. I don't need the iPhone as I am buying that from Apple. I only need a nano sim.
Henry: Okay
Henry: So you need to contact us back on 20/09/2012
newcode: And you'll be able to send me a sim then?
Henry: Yes and this is without any charges
newcode: Ok. Thanks. Bye.
Henry: Have a wonderful weekend
I'll pop into a store at some point next week and see if they have anyone in there who speaks English as a first language who might know what I'm on about.