There is something about Apple that brings out the crazy in a lot of us. I guess we have been well-trained by the company.
A lot of criticism of the battery life of the Air. Apple says it's "all day"; the forums say "LIES!" Well, maybe let's wait until people have had a chance to test it. "You'll regret the tiny battery life", the forums say. Yet the Air's battery life is better than last year's Pro: were there howls of protest at the 16 Pro's terrible battery life when it was announced? "Only one speaker

". Are there really people listening to music through the tiny, tinny speakers on their iPhone who will be traumatised at the loss of stereo? I use mine to listen to podcasts in the shower, and talking on the phone and during video calls. I can't imagine I'll notice any difference at all. "What about the slower charging speed? Hmm?" Well, that's only if you use wired charging, which I don't. And even if I did, I charge my phone overnight. I don't care how long it takes.
Last year there was angry derision at the lack of ProMotion. The Air gets it (as do all the models) and where's the cheering? I'm glad to have Always-On, but will I notice ProMotion? I doubt it.
ONLY ONE CAMERA YOU FOOL! Look, I have over 30,000 photos on my iPhone. I don't know why. They're mostly holiday snaps that I literally never look at after I've taken them. At least the Air will have 256GB to store them all. Remember the outrage last year when Apple was still scamming us with 128GB? Still waiting for those cheers.
"The Pros have been massively downgraded to aluminium 🤬" When did we all become experts in metallurgy? Apple said "stainless steel is better than aluminium" and we all just agreed. Then it said "titanium is better than stainless steel" and again we all sat cross-legged and droned "titanium! titanium!" (I'm old enough to remember the launch of the Apple Watch and how everyone became an expert on galvanic corrosion.)
"The Air will bend, idiot." Was bendgate ever really real? Is it possible Apple have been quite careful this time round? And if they do bend easily, well I'll be sending mine back for a refund. UK law is pretty good about that sort of thing. Besides, Jerry will do his video and we'll all see the reality.