UPDATE: (in the event anyone cares). Called Vz at 8am this morning--clueless CS rep; her supervisor did not seem all that helpful either. She said, oh yeah, yours is still processing, we can ship it out and you'll get it in a few days. Obviously I don't believe that for sh*t, b/c they've been telling me that it will ship on time for a week now. Told her I wasn't getting off the phone until I had a phone. I suggested they transfer the order to a store pick up--can't do that. I then suggested I just go to a store and get one--she says no problem I'll cancel your order; I'm like ummm, lets make sure there's stock available in a local store--ok; I'm like, well, do you want to do that? Oh yes, sure, let me do that. Comes back on the line says there are four 11 Pro 256GB SG in a store nearby. I'm like, great, do you want to ask them to hold one for me, I'll go right now--oh, yeah, ok; at which point she calls the store, and drops me without any preface on an unsuspecting sales rep at the store and hangs up. WONDERFUL!
Store rep is really nice, tells me he can't hold anything for me, he'll lose his job, but come in and get it, you'll have to get your online/phone order cancelled first. Arghh! Also says, oh I see you charged this to your corp account, that's the hold up, they're verifying or held it up for a fraud-check. He says, I can see that in the system, I guess no one looked. Yeah, I guess the roughly 15 different people I've spoken to over the last week couldn't figure that out!
Anyways, get to the store. While driving, call Vz to cancel phone order. CS Rep is trying to help but politely refuses to transfer me to a supervisor. Ultimately says I need to speak to tele-sales and transfers me there. After a hold turns out that's not business tele-sales but just consumer tele-sales, get transferred to business tele-sales where I get the downright rudest rep I've ever spoken to, who basically refuses to talk to me and transfers me to customer service. By now I'm at the store, I've explained the situation and the super-nice sales people there are genuinely trying to help. They have a phone, but they need my current order cancelled before they can run the order in store. I meanwhile make sure that they won't run into any more roadblocks along the way. Customer services comes on the phone, and ultimately tells me I need to speak to business customer service--KILL ME! Another 20 or so minute wait, the call is now about an hour long, I get to bus cust service, who speaks to me and the in store rep and proceeds to try to cancel the original phone order. This turns out, too, is no easy task. She has to get numerous approvals from her supervisors and from other departments. While she is still waiting on approval to cancel, the in store people looking at their tablet say that the order has been canceled and they can now process the new order in store. They run the order, and effectively turn off the sim on my current phone thus disconnecting me from the cust service rep who is still 'cancelling' my order, by scanning the bar codes on the new phone's box.
Ultimately I walk out of the store with a new phone. Again, store folks were super nice! Thanks to them. Every single person I spoke to on the phone or chatted with online in our business portal was a) clueless and would b) give me incorrect, and often contradictory from the same person, information.
I cannot wait until next year 😡🍻