Sounds like you won't be buying another MacBook Pro then. Second, 16GB of RAM is currently the standard on the MBP 15 inch 2015 and an option on the 13 inch MBP. They will not bring back a user replaceable battery and if you cannot afford the $199 after 3+ years and 1000 cycles, then you probably should not have bought the MBP in the first place. You do not have to use Touch ID just because a device has it, but it sounds like you are clueless as to how Touch ID actually works and are paranoid for no good reason. Your fingerprints are literally everywhere, if the government or someone really wanted them, they would acquire them in about ten minutes of following you. An optical drive? You mean like one you can already buy and use when needed for the 0.05% of the time you will need it moving forward? Listen not to be harsh, but your post is like a computer from the late 2000