Cool story bro. It only took them five years to get it right for you. How could anybody question Apple and its commitment to its customers after your story? Hear that original poster with apple watch issue? Only five more years to go until you get a working watch.
It's not a cool story bro. This is how things work. I would not expect Apple to give me a new computer after one issue. They weren't even required to give me a brand new computer 5 years later. I also waited 5 years to contact the executive team. The OP has already done that. His situation will be resolved in 1-2 weeks. Once the executive team is involved the ball starts rolling a lot faster. You are just being extra critical. Things happen. Things take time. There is no use in threatening or make a huge scene because that only delays the process. If you are polite and keep calm, it will go a lot more smoothly.
You just don't clearly understand that mistakes happen. No one and nothing is perfect.