A Million Ways To Die In The West (2014)
Awfully bad movie but still has its funny moments. Definitely a few shades below Ted 2 which was a downgrade to its original.
The worst part of the movie? The star, writer, and director, Seth MacFarlane. Considering his real voice matches Brian Griffin who is arguably the most annoying character on Family Guy, a guy used to voice-over work looks unnatural front of the camera. Kevin Smith is smarter and doesn't say much in his movies. And I know Seth MacFarlane doesn't like The Godfather because it insist itself and has ridiculed everyone including saying Kevin Smith movies are awful. I agree but pot meets kettle here. Family Guy hasn't been funny for me since Season 3. Alot of his other work is generally garbage now and a political platform. A bunch of random skits thrown together with no real story or emotional weight.
Seth just hasn't graduated from toilet humor. The guy enjoys being in the bottom of barrel. He is so talented with his voice and singing but wastes it with Adam Sandler-level comedies. Luckily, it has good production values and the other cast members are more professional than Seth's terrible, amateurish reactions. It is only worth it just to see NPH Liam Neeson, and Charlize Theron who carries the film. But everytime I see Seth on-screen, I just cringe as it is basically Brian Griffin in the Wild West talking very unnatural and unfunny. The only good gag was how back then, they don't smile for the camera which was overused. You know it isn't a very funny movie when the other funny gag comes from Sarah Silverman having semen on her face.
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Star Trek (2009)
I once got into a Star Wars v Star Trek argument with my best friend from college who was a Trekkie.. ahem.. I mean Trekker. I know Star Wars can be dumb. But like JJ Abrams, I can never get into Star Trek. Maybe a few episodes I caught during the late-night. The Shatner ones, I can't get into Next Generation. It is alot of philosophical stuff which I can understand with a bunch of guys and a few girls sitting or standing inside the Starship Enterprise which I can't watch. Bland. I can respect people who enjoy it but I prefer the shallower 007 films which I don't love either. I wantes to see Abrams' style to anticipate for SW7.
I didn't like Star Trek when I saw it in the theater in 2009. After 6.5 years of watching it again, it is quite DELIGHTFUL. Star Trek with Star Wars action catered to the dumber, summer audience looking for escapism over lectures. I liked it so much, I will get Into Darkness (2013) and will watch the two sequels if I like the first two enough. Everything I didn't like about Star Trek show and everything I like about Star Wars or Guardian of the Galaxy came to fruition with this series reboot/alternative reality.
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I have LOW STANDARDS right now with movies. Once you see enough or want to build a huge collection, I just take any franchise I don't normally watch and add it. Not really into the Fast movies but I get them anyway. All of them. Same with Blade, Godzilla, James Bond, and now Star Trek.
Last week, I got the first three Karate Kid movies with Ralph Macchio. The last two are awful. Just keep adding different film series for something new to watch. A good series I do like and got is Toy Story. Only CGI-animated films I like next to Kung Fu Panda, Bolt, Despicable Me 1 & 2, and Monsters, Inc and University. Never got into Shrek after the first one.
Higher standards in the theater because we pay. Very low standards at home or on your mobile. It is probably why I also stick to Android too. I can play Maverick (1994) and Let It Ride (1989) in avi format. I hate iPhones with different codecs that needed to be converted.