Sexual innuendo is all over the script. Wilder got away with alot of it back in 1959 a decade before the
Hays Code ended the censorship for swearing, nudity, and bloody violence. I know I posted about this film last year, but I just love rewatching my 30 favorite movies over and over and this one of them for sure.
Extremely quotable with high replay value. About finding real love with a little mafia stuff in it. So many double meanings in the dialogue. I catch little lines that makes me LOL with every new viewing. A movie holding up nearly sixty years later. Only time I agreed with AFI ranking it #1 among comedies. A true all-time great film.
"You need a bass and a sax?"
"The instruments are right but you're not."
"What's wrong with us?"
"You're the wrong shape."
"What do you want? Hunchbacks?"
"It's not the backs that worry me."
"Take off your corsets and spread out."
"Oh, l don't wear one myself."
"Don't you bulge?"
"Bulge? Me?
"Boy, would l love to borrow a cup of that Sugar."
"This may even turn out to be a surprise party."
"What's the surprise?"
"Not yet."
"Then one morning you wake up,the guy's gone, the sax's gone. All that's left is a pair of old socks and a
tube of toothpaste all squeezed out.
"See? She'll rub it on me, I'll rub it on her,
we'll rub it on each other. Bye-bye."
"Daphne. Cut it out. What do you think you're doing?"
"Just a little trick l picked up in the elevator."
"There's one thing l envy you for."
"What's that?"
"You're so flat-chested."
"Clothes hang better on you than they do on me."
"Hi, Jerry. Everything under control?"
"Have l got things to tell you."
"What happened?"
"I'm engaged."
"Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?"
"l am."
"What?"
"Osgood proposed to me."
"We're planning a June wedding."
"What are you talking about?"
"You can't marry Osgood."
"Do you think he's too old for me?"
"Jerry, you can't be serious."
"Why not? He keeps marryin' girls all the time."
"What about my engagement present?"
"What engagement present?"
"Osgood gave me a bracelet."
"Hey, these are real diamonds."
"Of course they're real. You think my fiancé is a bum?"
"They're gonna line us up against the wall and... The cops will find two dead dames and take us to the morgue and when they undress us, I'll die of shame."
"How did you get that bracelet?"
"You like it?"
"l always did."
"Junior gave it to me. He's gone to South America to marry another girl. That's what you call high finance."
"That's what l call a louse. lf l were you, I'd take that bracelet and throw it back in his face."
"Daphne."
"Osgood, l can't get married in your mother's dress. She and l, we are not built the same way."
"We can have it altered."
"Oh no, you don't."
"Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all."
"Why not?"
"Well... ln the first place, I'm not a natural blonde."
"Doesn't matter."
"l smoke. l smoke all the time."
"l don't care."
"l have a terrible past. For three years
I've been living with a saxophone player."
"l forgive you."
"l can never have children."
"We can adopt some."
"You don't understand, Osgood. I'm a man."