Now on to something completely different --
Joe the Pigeon
Joe the pigeon was found in a backyard in Melbourne, emaciated and unwell.
He had a leg band identifying him as an illegal immigrant from the US*. As such, Australian law says he has to be euthanased given that he wasn't owned by a US Hollywood celebrity (see
Pistol and Boo and
here for the rebuttal)
However, it now appears that the leg band was fake, and he really is a local resident. Joe has been given an official reprieve.
* Whether he flew all the way, heaven knows why, he could have come to Sydney instead, or hitched a ride on a ship, is in current discussion.