Why do you ride a motorcycle? Don't you know how dangerous those things are? And you ought to know, seeing as you got in an accident riding on one.
But don't drive a car, because those things are bad for the environment. Public transportation is much better, but it's not perfect either. I recommend going for a nice walk. Or just stay home.
Make sure while you're home that you don't eat butter or fat. That's bad for you. Don't eat animals, either. That's awful! What did they do to you?
What was this thread about again? Oh, one-handed use of the iPhone. Yeah, you don't need to do that. What's so important that you can't wait a while until you can safely use both hands? Better yet, what's so important that you can't just read about it in the morning paper the next day? And you're better off not owning a phone, anyway, since you ought to be spending more time with your kids.