I'd love Apple to,atleast show some effort. I'm not expecting a SP3 type device, but at least give us an iPad made for power users with 3GB RAM, Split Screen multitasking, MicroSD support, MicroUSB 3.0 and a stylus.... Or atleast give us a decent pair of headphones with the iPad, at the very least.
Your points are all valid but you have to keep in mind one thing. How many "power users" do you truly think there are going to be in regards to using a tablet? That was rhetorical so no need for a defined answer. The Surface Pro 3 keynote made it seem like the masses would need those functions but truthfully it ain't so. Those are niche features for a niche product for niche customer.
There's not enough of the masses that needs a product with all those features and come on man, no matter what pair of "decent" headphones Apple gives with the iPad most people will end up using their own. Is it really that important to get a pair of headphones in the box with your tablet?