Get your point. I was being facetious and am firmly in the nerd camp.You didn't get the point I was trying to make. That is what the device is supposed to do. Why a mechanic or a student would buy an iPad. They don't want to spend their time fiddling with the command line or running some script. A nerd on the other hand enjoy these things. Just look at how many iPhones/iPods have been sold to date and nerds still complaining about how the iPhone lacks their "essential needs".
ps: You are judging too much why one would buy an iPad or what they would do with it. Not everyone uses the iPad to waste time. Don't you think some photographers can use the iPad? Students to jot down their notes? A news ticker? I could go on and on. Just go and take a look at the Apps in the store to see how the iPad tries its best to integrate seamlessly into the lifestyle of the avg. person. Whether it is for entertainment or productivity. It doesn't matter.
I'm on the wait and see bus for myself. If the vast majority of my current magazines were to go iPad, I'd consider it. But, being a developer and a photographer, I'm too use to having some process go on in the background while browsing (compile, Photoshop or Lightroom batch process etc.) that the iPad for me, is just too redundant and limited. Having a different interface, gesturing, in a magazine form factor, is just not compelling enough to have yet another device. Though I can see where they would be great on a plane. Apple should really make a deal with inMotion and rent iPads for flights. It would get more people to try them out as well.