I intend to speak in Ye Olde English (and be a pompous aristocrat) for this game! 
Goodmorrow (or evening, for some of the villagers across the pacific in fair olde America) fair citizens!
How art thou?
One has had a marvellous day, seeing the end of (most) assessment for one's most preferred subject, English (Modern), concluding with a exam essay on the novella 'Animal Farm'. While some of the peasantry in one's class did not find the book as interesting and engaging as one did, I particularly enjoyed Sir Orwell's marvellous use of language, with irony, symbols, motifs and parables aplenty!
However, one digresses! One shall now commence to the subject of discussion: the lynching of the dreaded and much detested werewolves and vampires! One does not like the view of Silent Panda to leave the harder decisions that must be made to others, and take no personal responsibility and give us, the citizenry, advice or information. This deferring and curbing of responsibility is, in one's opinion, exactly what this village doesn't need, rather leadership and control. If the Sir Silent Panda wishes to cast a no-vote and feel that others do the same, Sir should not only do it, but rather, if he believes at all in its merits, try and convince others, such as One, to do the same. Just doing it, and getting into a outrageous squabble about so-called random number generators (nothing is random, its all God's great will, of course good Sir, God's intention you see, my personal priest said as much) is not doing anyone (hold the vampires and werewolves) much good! Also, Sir's use of language is absolutely despicable! Apparently, and this is outrageous I say to you, young, impressionable children are allowed to, not only read books of their choice (!), but go on the unfiltered and uncontrolled Internets! Even, and Sir, may I say, I splutter while I tell this to my man-servant scribe, young 'peasants' are allowed to access this internets! The vermin! In any event, and there I go digressing again, the voting time is upon us. While One is certainly not certain in making this vote, these first votes, after all, are quite a luck shot, One does want to ensure that this vote does terminate momentarily. So, One is voting for
Silent Panda, due to reasons aforementioned!
One wishes all of thou, except the villainous werewolves and vampires, a fantastic day/end of day, and a good, vampire and werewolf free tomorrow!
King (literally) Mook Mook.
