Y'all will be jazzed to know I've upgraded the engines on my sidewheeler SS MelroseIsntGuiltyYouStupidVillagers (renamed HMS ICouldKnitASweaterWithDontPanicsYarns) from their previous 1,000HP output to new and improved Super Atomic Awesome Injection Engines that generate infinity horsepower...basically the equivalent of all Titan rockets ever launched times 10 million; there are no limits in the afterworld. You are all more than welcome aboard, though you might have to step around all the Pro-Wolf banners and streamers, and wear a "Go Wolf Go" big dumb foam hat.
Games, cocktails, and fun for all! Villagers: You can't get eaten twice, no worries. The worst you'll endure is a knock-knock joke.
As far as the ending of this game, I'll park the HMS ICouldKnitASweaterWithDontPanicsYarns on the riverbank overlooking Wolfsmouth (so convenient that Styx wends it's way so near to the village square!) so we can all lounge on the deck for a prime view of the finale.
^^That's me setting your deck chairs out.
Games, cocktails, and fun for all! Villagers: You can't get eaten twice, no worries. The worst you'll endure is a knock-knock joke.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
knock-knock.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
knock-knock.
Who's there?
Oops I did it again
*groan*
*groan*
As far as the ending of this game, I'll park the HMS ICouldKnitASweaterWithDontPanicsYarns on the riverbank overlooking Wolfsmouth (so convenient that Styx wends it's way so near to the village square!) so we can all lounge on the deck for a prime view of the finale.

^^That's me setting your deck chairs out.
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