WWDC 2023 Apple Event Live Keynote Coverage: Headset, iOS 17, New Macs, and More

[AustinIllini]

Strap: $1000

 

[mossimossimossi]

Not until we hear alumninum

He said it!

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

Apple: We have Jony Ive at home.

Jony Ive at home:

This is Jony Ive 25 years ago at Apple.

 

[Polaroid]

why is 'we studied lots of heads' so funny

 

[fel10]

Is it a requirement that you have to be British to be on the Apple Design team?

A British accent makes everything sound fancy.

 

[TigerNike23]

Is this real life?? LMAO JFC
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That’s wildly unrealistic. That is an ESPN property. Expect 3 or 4 of those squares to have ads or Stephen A Smith barking about Georgia football.

 

[justperry]

Wonder how much it costs to repair Vision Pro.

An arm and a leg.

The device it selves cost you a contract with the devil.

 

[dynAdZ]

John Ive 2.0

 

[tonie walker]

Jony Ive ordered from Wish

 

[alexandr]

I wonder if there will be an eye test app, which will let you know how much your eyesight is deteriorating and also add it to the Health app.

 

[Stevenyo]

Agreed but it's not a pro product. Why is Apple calling it that?

What's "pro" about the iPhone Pro? "Pro" hasn't meant anything other than "the expensive model" for apple in a really really long time (if ever!)

 

[al256]

For a Designed in California company, Apple relies too much on British accents

 

[ProfessionalFan]

A British accent makes everything sound fancy.

Even going to the bathroom sounds fancier when you're going to the loo.

 

[TVreporter]

So this is the Pro version… what does the base model give you? Tim's eyeglasses?

 

[vegetassj4]

People with fancy hairdos after wearing this thing:

 

[ISignedUpToAskThis]

Myopia is not really niche..unless you consider 50% of the world's population to be a "niche"

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0161642016000257

If they'd have just called it "short-sightedness" like everyone else does I'd have more sympathy.

 

[Palliser]

Not until we hear alumninum

He just said it, ha

 

[needsomecoffee]

Sneakers... Sneakers... Sneakers... Maybe for the next WWDC they will limit presentors to shoes available at Payless. I guess at this level what shoes you wear is very important. Just seems distratracting to me.

 

[Rogifan]

Interesting that the design team is the one introducing this. Wasn’t that the team that rumors said were against this device? Are they the ones who will take the fall if this bombs?

 

[alexandr]

Ok, so not really taking this on a plane, unless you want to be that jerk who's covered in cables)))

 

[Table Top Joe]

Can’t believe the negativity here(well, ok I can)…….this thing looks extraordinary, this is like something from an 1980s Sci-Fi movie……bring it the **** on!

 

[OW22]

It's actually quite sad to see the theatre like this and think back to how keynotes and announcements used to be.

This is how CEOs have such influence over the companies they run. Apple do the Keynotes like this because Tim is just not a great speaker or presenter like Steve was. A major announcement like this needs a Steve to wow the audience in real-time and get the audience's reaction. We need Steve on stage using the headset and Facetiming Phil Schiller.

This really is not a substitute for a live studio audience. And Steve would be smart enough to have an architect or designer on stage showing how their designs could be seen and envisaged using the headset standing in front of a blank space.

 

[macduke]

"Supple woven cable."

Can you not tho...

 

[Enygmatic]

He said “aluminum” instead of “alu-minium” - fake accent confirmed.

 

[TigerNike23]

Seems like a lot of hypotheticals in this Disney ad. Is there anything actually concrete here that exists that can be tried by the press at this briefing? Or just a bunch of renders showing what might happen?

Reminds me of ATT ads from the early 90s about a hypothetical future of tech.