What I really don’t understand here is the extreme variation in user experiences. OP has multiple problems when doing simple tasks, yet I have a 2016 nTB MBP and I have experienced none of those problems. No fan noise (even when watching video), no overheating, no keyboard failures, and no melting adhesives. I use my machine about 10 hours a day 5 days a week with a Thunderbolt Display and I rarely hear the fan. It’s been a very reliable machine for me so far. Of course the sample size is too small to draw a conclusion, but the vast difference in user experience between the machines is really puzzling.