As an Apple fanboy (self-professed), even I am amazed at the amount of hypocrisy when it comes to the 5.5" model. The new "features" are a joke (and necessary because of the size) and were clearly designed to give people something to rationalize buying something they said they would never even consider (and most made fun of... the Note for example).
I dislike the Note. Always have, always will. And not because of it's features or OS either, but because of it's SIZE.
Prior to the launch, I was far from alone. There used to be rants about "using something with one hand" or "looking ridiculous" but now, magically almost, that doesn't matter.
It's a free country, and I really couldn't care less if someone wants to buy the 5.5 after a lifetime of large phone hate (presumably because it wasn't an iPhone, as evidenced by the last 2 days). But to say that the sheer amount of flip flopping over the last few days isn't hypocritical for the people who used to claim all of the negatives about bigger phones is laughable.
It IS that big folks. Sure, you can cram it in a pocket, but you will STILL look ridiculous. There may be more people looking that way though, so who knows, maybe it'll become cool?
It's the freaking iPhone Tianic. If that's what you want, go for it, but don't kid yourself that it wasn't the exact opposite of what you said you wanted 3 days ago lol.