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A while ago, in some Cupertino boardroom:
Tim: Where is Phil, we need to get over some terrible reports !
Joni: No idea - I am back from a late night reception. But someone parked his Jaguar in my Bentley's space. So Phil should be in…
Tim: Our new MacBooks are so badly received in the press. I am ashamed !
Phil (running in): It’s not my fault. Intel screwed up. We should have replaced them by now.
Greg: That’s what I said 3 years ago. We could have finished the transition to ARM by now.
Phil: Easy talking for you, SW dud. Whatever software you spit out, it fits in 2 molecules.
But our chips while manufactured in a 10 nanometer process, don’t even fit the chassis-space Joni designed. All the available space goes into 4 batteries. Besides that, all our wafer capacity goes into a zillion iDevices.
Greg: Geez, then you HW guys could have strained either Intel, or the Taiwanese A10 wafer guys a little more to cramp out 0,03% more production. Remember, it is just the Mac…
Phil: But that’s Tim’s business. And don’t be harsh to Tim, he’s always been so kind to us.
Joni: Surprise guys ! I designed some colorful dongle socks to cheer up our darkest moments. They perfectly fit my Christmas Appletree design. They are going save our Christmas season!
Phil: That's absurd. PR doesn’t want to see any dongles covered - they rather want to present them naked in Christmas trees to improve overall dongle reception...
Besides that, it is our main policy to distract the public from pathetic AirPod hangdown !
Tim: That’s right and don’t forget Eddy. He’s always been one of the greatest dongle fans as the dongle hassle will improve Apple Music as a wireless option.
Phil: But my Apple Music stops whenever I plug in my iPhone 7 into my MacBook Pro.
Tim: Well, you can’t - so you must be holding it wrong…
Greg: Nah, the USB-to-Lightning dongle’s certification is not yet recognized across all iOS versions. I told Phil he shouldn’t use beta’s.
Tim: OK, I see you’re busy, guys. But what can we do to calm down the Performa…ehh MacBook market
Phil: Come on Tim. Don’t pay attention, society is full of populists, polemists, rapists. And yes, nowadays they’re also our customers… Diversity policy !!
Greg: Yes, but even knowledgeable opinion leaders served us off as a bunch of greedy tads.
Phil: What a nonsense. I haven’t had a new Jaguar for 3 weeks now. Pay off the mocking mobs with a few dollars, before those cripples spoil my precious time.
Priorities, please...!
I have to test out the latest TouchBar apps - our newest billion dollar industry to be.
Secure that, before it gets adopted by Eddy...
Tim: Where is Phil, we need to get over some terrible reports !
Joni: No idea - I am back from a late night reception. But someone parked his Jaguar in my Bentley's space. So Phil should be in…
Tim: Our new MacBooks are so badly received in the press. I am ashamed !
Phil (running in): It’s not my fault. Intel screwed up. We should have replaced them by now.
Greg: That’s what I said 3 years ago. We could have finished the transition to ARM by now.
Phil: Easy talking for you, SW dud. Whatever software you spit out, it fits in 2 molecules.
But our chips while manufactured in a 10 nanometer process, don’t even fit the chassis-space Joni designed. All the available space goes into 4 batteries. Besides that, all our wafer capacity goes into a zillion iDevices.
Greg: Geez, then you HW guys could have strained either Intel, or the Taiwanese A10 wafer guys a little more to cramp out 0,03% more production. Remember, it is just the Mac…
Phil: But that’s Tim’s business. And don’t be harsh to Tim, he’s always been so kind to us.
Joni: Surprise guys ! I designed some colorful dongle socks to cheer up our darkest moments. They perfectly fit my Christmas Appletree design. They are going save our Christmas season!
Phil: That's absurd. PR doesn’t want to see any dongles covered - they rather want to present them naked in Christmas trees to improve overall dongle reception...
Besides that, it is our main policy to distract the public from pathetic AirPod hangdown !
Tim: That’s right and don’t forget Eddy. He’s always been one of the greatest dongle fans as the dongle hassle will improve Apple Music as a wireless option.
Phil: But my Apple Music stops whenever I plug in my iPhone 7 into my MacBook Pro.
Tim: Well, you can’t - so you must be holding it wrong…
Greg: Nah, the USB-to-Lightning dongle’s certification is not yet recognized across all iOS versions. I told Phil he shouldn’t use beta’s.
Tim: OK, I see you’re busy, guys. But what can we do to calm down the Performa…ehh MacBook market
Phil: Come on Tim. Don’t pay attention, society is full of populists, polemists, rapists. And yes, nowadays they’re also our customers… Diversity policy !!
Greg: Yes, but even knowledgeable opinion leaders served us off as a bunch of greedy tads.
Phil: What a nonsense. I haven’t had a new Jaguar for 3 weeks now. Pay off the mocking mobs with a few dollars, before those cripples spoil my precious time.
Priorities, please...!
I have to test out the latest TouchBar apps - our newest billion dollar industry to be.
Secure that, before it gets adopted by Eddy...
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