You must contact someone at Nokia immediately! Surely they will recognize the irrefutable logic of your argument and decide they don't want Apple's patents after all.Apple's patents are usually lame crap like UI gestures rather than actual technology. Apple will look pretty stupid trying to swap finger swipes for UMTS but I guess if that's what stupid people pay money for and Apple has a patent on it, Nokia's only option is to capitulate.
I know. That's totally true, because smart people only buy products with the longest feature list. It doesn't matter if you can use the features or not. What matters is how many are printed on the box!True. However, there seems to be enough people out there that are easily swayed by Apple's slick UI gloss rather than Nokia's features.
Exactly. No one has ever bought a non-multitasking phone from Nokia. And no one has ever had bad reception with one either. Apple has sold way more phones than Nokia because, you know, there are so many stupid people.I mean, who'd buy a Nokia that didn't multitask or that had poor phone reception?