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This is how 9/11 conspiracy crap happens. It's a simple invitation. Date/Time/Location. THATS IT! It's not some ****ing Dan Brown novel!

You realize people are just having fun here, right? Breathe in.. Breathe out...

All of these hopes and dreams lead to one thing...
iphoneoct4eventreaction.jpg

:)
 
The 1 on the phone icon doesn't mean there's one iPhone. It refers to the number of bullets in a gun chamber.

That's right...

Tim Cook is going to play Russian Roulette live on stage.

All we know is....he's called The Stig!
 
They will continue to offer the Iphone 4 like now the 3GS and they will have the Iphone 5 (1 new phone). Obviously nobody wanted to go to jail again. That's why we haven't seen any parts of the Iphone 5...

Yes, I know this is the 'information age' and all that yap, but it's kinda funny that we all now seem to think it's our right to see new products before the manufacturers want to release them?!

Rather than the lack of images meaning there is no new iPhone, maybe Apple just thought they'd quite like to reveal their new phone themselves and took measures to make sure there were no leaks this time?!

Put it this way - Apple are now worth considerably more than say, Lockheed Martin, and you wouldn't expect to find images of some unreleased military hardware popping up all across the internet!

Maybe Apple just threw a bit of good old fashioned cash-enhanced weight around and made it very clear that leaks would not be tolerated at any point across their production process?
 
The Clock icon -- "The hands of the clock are pointing at both the number 10 and the number 12. Actually, the second hand is also pointing at the number 12. Add those numbers up -- 12 + 12 + 10 -- and you get the number 34. This is very telling ... Steve Jobs' birth mother Joanne Simpson was remarried to George Simpson when she was 34 years old, which proves that the government is covering up everything that happened at Area 51 in 1966. But I digress. There's a progression there. 3 ... 4 ... 5! Yes! The iPhone 5 will be announced!"
 
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I'd bet the "Let's talk iPhone" is a hint to Nuance voice recognition.
 
The Phone icon -- "Ah, yes, the number 1. It can mean many things. One is the loneliest number, and its location on the upper right-hand corner of the icon has special meaning. That points to the northeast, and in the olden days of America, that's where witches were burned -- in the northeast part of the country. It is obvious to anyone that there is magic and witchcraft involved in the design of the new phones. The green pinstripes on the background portend an event where all of the Apple executives will be wearing suits. The white phone icon even has deep meaning. Note that it looks exactly like a silhouette of a fetus, which points to the birth of a new era of technology, cheap beer, and world peace."
 
'One' can have many possibilities:
iPhone 4S
iPhone 5
Voice Mail
Missed Call
Notification
Media Invite
A day
No. 1 Company
God?
 
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I'd bet the "Let's talk iPhone" is a hint to Nuance voice recognition.
Well done Sherlock.
 
The Clock icon -- "The hands of the clock are pointing at both the number 10 and the number 12. Actually, the second hand is also pointing at the number 12. Add those numbers up -- 12 + 12 + 10 -- and you get the number 34. This is very telling ... Steve Jobs' birth mother Joanne Simpson was remarried to George Simpson when she was 34 years old, which proves that the government is covering up everything that happened at Area 51 in 1966. But I digress. There's a progression there. 3 ... 4 ... 5! Yes! The iPhone 5 will be announced!"


you should always quote sources for post's. FYI
 
The Calendar icon -- "Here, Apple is telling us that there will be "tues" ("two" in some ancient foreign tongue lost in history) devices to be announced. The number 4 is below the word Tuesday, indicating that both new iPhones are 'raised above' or more capable than the iPhone 4. Some might say that this is indicating the date of the event, but there's much more to this icon than meets the eye."

yeah, the event is on the 4th which is a tuesday
 
Ok, there's only 4 icons, so we'll stick with the Iphone4, but the 1 means "+", so an iPhone4s...? Or maybe 4+1... so iPhone5... lol

Ok seriously, when you have a "1" beside your phone icon in your phone it means that you missed a call, right? And everyone wanted details on a new iPhone on the June keynote but everyone knows what happened in June. Maybe that's the miss call...
 
Saw this on an Engadget comment... it makes sense:

"picture tells me: Oct4(calendar), 10AM(clock), appleHQ(map), 1 new iPhone(phone alert)"
 
It's so simple...

The images plainly reveal what Apple is going to do.

The calander image lists "Tuesday", which, as we all know is borrowed from the Latin des Martis, which associates the day with the planet Mars--the fourth planet in our solar system. Couple this with the number four in the image and you get two 4s (or 4S). It's plain to see that Apple will be announcing an iPhone 4S, rather than an iPhone 5.

The second icon shows a clock, which replaced the sun dial centuries ago. This represents the iPhone 4S being powered by the sun via solar panels.

The map shows two intersecting yellow lines which, if zoomed out, would form a cross. If you remember, the original iPhone was dubbed the "Jesus Phone" by many fans. The symbol here shows that the new iPhone will actually fulfill this fanboy wish, in that it will allow the user to speak directly to God.

And finally, the phone image shows a white phone, along with the number 1, which represents the fact that the new iPhone will only come in white for the first few months, likely due to a painting-process error on the black versions, similar to what delayed the white iPhone 4.

It's all so simple. It's right there for everyone to look at; you just need to open your eyes.
 
Let's play the "How Many Times Can We Re-Use The Same Joke About Different "Funny" Ideas About What The Icons Possibly Mean" game some more!!!!
 
talking iPhones (hello siri + nuance)!

and turn-by-turn navigation! (map icon!!!)

i hope they've improved their map app, although i recently purchased the garmin app, so...yeah, but the fact that the map is on there probably just means that the event is at apple, seeing as how the clock and calendar apps also represent those kinds of details, and that is infinite loop in the icon.

i'm just really excited to get the new iOS, and i really hope all the new voice recognition crap is supported on the current iPhone 4 because i'm not upgrading.
 
Saw this on an Engadget comment... it makes sense:

"picture tells me: Oct4(calendar), 10AM(clock), appleHQ(map), 1 new iPhone(phone alert)"

hey thanks nobody thought of that

All the (1) means is that the reader of the invitation has a 'notification', in other words, On the DATE at the TIME at the PLACE there is a THING (whether it's an event or a product or a message; it doesn't matter).

Everyone who thinks it's supposed to mean 'just 1 phone' (even if there will be just 1 phone) is projecting like mad.
 
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