Here at Apple, we want to make sure that no one, not even us, can repair your computer. That way, we can make sure that you have to buy a new one every time it fails. Because believe us, it will fail. The battery, the GPU, the screen cable, the keyboard, the screen coating... yep, all of that will fail, maybe even several times a year. We might cover it under warranty if you're lucky, but trust us, eventually, you'll be out of luck.
You know what happens when a single key on the keyboard stops working? You buy a new one. No, not a new keyboard. A new computer. And you know what happens when the battery swells up inside your computer? Well, you know it! You buy a new computer. Want to get data off your dead logic board? Nope, buy a new computer.
So lately we've been putting this magical chip inside every computer we make, called the T2 chip. We love it! You know what it does, besides constantly crashing? It makes repairing your computer impossible. You see, every T2 chip is unique. You can't just replace them. We don't sell them. You can't make them. Only we can sell them, but we don't. Because, seriously, just buy a new computer. They're only like the price of a car anyway.
You know what happens when a single key on the keyboard stops working? You buy a new one. No, not a new keyboard. A new computer. And you know what happens when the battery swells up inside your computer? Well, you know it! You buy a new computer. Want to get data off your dead logic board? Nope, buy a new computer.
So lately we've been putting this magical chip inside every computer we make, called the T2 chip. We love it! You know what it does, besides constantly crashing? It makes repairing your computer impossible. You see, every T2 chip is unique. You can't just replace them. We don't sell them. You can't make them. Only we can sell them, but we don't. Because, seriously, just buy a new computer. They're only like the price of a car anyway.
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