Keyboard attaches to the other long-side; turning the Pencil into a keyboard dongle is a boss-level Apple move. 🤣Oddly there is another longer side available with no camera. They moved camera to landscape side. OK, so move buttons on other landscape side to portrait side (former side for camera) and the other landscape side could hold the pencil hardware. Might even be spun as throwing the lefties a bone.
But what do I know? Somebody at HQ is probably getting paid 6-7 figures to make such decisions and I'm offering alternatives for free on a fan forum website.