Bendgate: The $xxx/$x,xxx iPhone 6+ bends in your pocket with minimal force? This is unacceptable Apple.
Fanboys: It's aluminum dumbass! You should already know it bends, just keep it out of your pocket and carry it around, stop whining. Plus, it probably only happens to 0.000000000001% of people using it. Big deal.
8.0.1 update: Update my phone and can't even make calls or use TouchID? Thanks Apple.
Fanboys: Jesus you noobie, everyone knows you don't update your phone right when it comes out if you have important things to do just incase something goes wrong. Use common sense for once and stop whining.
I love it, this is gonna be another good thread to sit back and eat popcorn to.