Holy hell, the world's energy crisis would be over if someone figured out a way to harness all the nerd rage on the Mac Rumors forums whenever Apple announced a new product.
Say it with me: "Apple's lowest-end MP3 player is not targeted at the enthusiast market. There are thousands of other sub-$100 MP3 players. I can find one that fits my needs, whatever they may be!"
Just repeat that over and over, maybe eventually it will sink in.
This is not an MP3 player for people who need to use their $300 custom fit Shure ear buds.
This is not an MP3 player for people who have other weird headphone requirements.
This is not an MP3 player for people who require FLAC playback, a screen, the thought of a voice angers you, or any of the other ridiculous complaints in this thread.