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Oh wow, what wonderful news! I'm so glad to read that wonderful human Tim Cook is making boatloads of money for himself and Apple shareholders, and I'm so glad he does that by giving customers like me much less functional products while also raising prices. Cook is far preferable to Steve Jobs. Jobs gave customers like me more functionality in products for relatively lower prices, but that really disappointed me because it meant Apple shareholders were making less money. Customers like me are less human than very rich people like Cook and Apple shareholders, so we need to make sure they keep making even more money.
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