Hello,
I think you may be right concerning punching out. We have learned to live without the DVD drive (I am in computer support / network administration, so I carry a USB BluRay around for the occasional media), but some of the items such as ethernet dongles or the removal of MagSafe just baffles me (and others).
I don't mind the weight; I thought the light laptops was for the MacBook AIR series of products. No, I am not looking for a luggable, but functionality (ports) are required. External video, ethernet, and USB A are items I use daily. And yes, my nano / emacs utilities make great use of the ESC key. I am surprised that someone hasn't come out with a USB-C escape key. Maybe something the size of the old Apple Hockey Puck mouse with a large ESC key on it. Yes, I am being absurd, but my USB A Apple Keyboard won't work with this machine either, unless I go battery and bluetooth.
Yes I am touching 50 years, and seeking elegant tools like we had yesterday. The current Apple wants the thinnest lightest dongle-me-up elmer-glued disposable design they can produce. Go look at Amazon or Ebay -- older Macs command a price that you don't see in Windows Land. Why? They were solid machines, with the ability to easily repair. Durable. They have value.
Please don't see me as an old fuddy-duddy that gripes about everything. I do like some innovations, like the Apple Watch, and the Sidecar expansion. Those are useful to me. I also like the ability to use a common power supply -- MagSafe 1 or MagSafe 2. Common sense and useful. After 2015, I lost excitement on the Apple Mac product line, and I am not the only one.