I guess one way of looking at your analogy would be - how do you define an upgrade to a house or a car? Maybe I move to a smaller pad, but it’s closer to my workplace, the neighbours are nicer and there are more amenities around me? A sacrifice in one area could net me so much more in other aspects, resulting in a net win for me overall.
If you ask me what factors would make me want to use a pair of headphones and keep using it, sound quality wouldn’t actually be on the top of my list, because for me, the best sounding headphones are moot if they aren’t comfortable to wear.
In my opinion, the Airpods do represent an upgrade in terms of comfort, portability, battery life and ease of use. And because of these factors, I do find myself using my Airpods more. There are many other ways to improve the user experience of a pair of headphones besides sound quality.
I suspect this may be the case with face ID as well. Yes, maybe there will be a few edge cases where it is inferior to Touch ID, but it will likely prove to be superior in so many other areas that it will represent a net win for most users.
Ones first car or residence is typically constrained by $$$. Aka you would not be living there or driving x if money was not an issue . Unless one goes through schooling with rich parents , this is a right of passage, getting a job .....better job results in better accommodation and cars

Im surprised you tried to spin this ? Was your education paid for ?
I'd argue that if SQ is not your main criteria , in which case, music is not up there on your list.
I've let people try the shure 846 v EarPods and not a single one of them would keep the EarPods. The difference is that huge. SQ AirPods = EarPods
Anyway . AirPods
Comfort : identical to EarPods
Portability : pros / cons to EarPods - the case and having to put them back inside to charge is an overhead over just using the EarPods
Battery life : con to the AirPods , see point above . EarPods battery and hassle free
Ease of use : EarPods actually - my AirPods don't always synch and when I forget to charge them or the case, I'm stuck charging them
So .... for me, to the above , it's meh, EarPods are less hassle.....but...
Where the AirPods shine , is wireless, that's it, and Based on that fact, they are brilliant for certain applications. I love them for the gym, they Are the best gym headphones I've ever owned.
I would never use them for serious music listening . And they are £30 SQ for £160, and I too did not buy them for SQ....but I own other headphones for music
