You can omit the floppy disc trope.
Everything else is still HEAVILY in use, so yes, it all applies.
Even Apple still supplies a headphone jack and optical drive, not to mention Ethernet, USB-A, etc... as DONGLES.
Sadly, for me what that means is:
I want my Apple but I'm leaving it for someone that gives me what I want.
Apple isn't losing sleep over it, so it's all good I guess.
Tough luck. And I do mean it.
But look at it this way. Apple could afford to remove the Ethernet jack because WiFi had become ubiquitous and reliable enough. The cd drive is now thicker than the MacBook itself. USB C is taking off in a big way over the past year. These features are needed (or will eventually be needed) only by a niche group of users and I think it’s ludicrous to expect Apple to leave them in just for this small user base, to the detriment of everyone else.
We can debate till the cows come home as to whether their removal was necessary or not, but we cannot deny that it took courage to be the first major player to remove these features, especially when you know you will get a lot of pushback and invite a ton of criticism and derision for it.
These changes have pushed the market in a specific direction, and we are, for most part, better for it.
We thank you for your sacrifice. It will not have been in vain.