So lame.
But it's the only way to sell this thing. No one who's into tech is excited about it, because it's not an exciting tech product.
So what do you do?
You go to Paris Fashion Week and to fashion models and you try to make this ugly thing into a must have fashion accessory for desperate Vogue readers who buy fake Armani hand bags.
Wow, really? I work for a major CE company and many of us can't wait to get our hands on one. The Apple Watch is pushing the boundaries of technology; sensors, miniaturization, displays, UI, design, etc.
I'd argue that the only people who don't seem excited about it are the luddites and the tech illiterate.