You're really not a long-time Apple user, are you? Apple keeps their product lines CLEAN and SIMPLE. They don't add fluff for the sake of adding fluff, that's not their strategy, but that easily happens on completing [Android] platforms because those companies are desperate to differentiate themselves from each other. Apple only has to complete with itself on most levels.
If you're interesting in a messy product line with lots of bells and whistles, then go Android. What's stopping you? It's there waiting for you. If you want a clean, simple, well-designed and well-executed platform that just works, then iOS/iPhone is a great choice, as voted on by millions of wallets around the world.
If you have suggestions for Apple, then don't waste your time here. Put them in writing at
www.apple.com/feedback/