"So OP, what would it take to make you happy?" Simple, what Steve Jobs said on Sept. 1st - i.e., the new iPod Touch is the iPhone without the phone
"There is no way to do it right." Sure there is. It is called the iPhone.
Clearly, they have all the components they need today because they have the iPhone, but why innovate
excuse from Apple for not providing the same functionality and quality as on the iPhone
I do not have the iPhone, but I want iPod Touch and was waiting for it to catch up to the iPhone
Steve Jobs himself said that the new iPod Touch is the iPhone without the phone, but clearly it is not.
the same functionality as you get on iPhone, minus the phone part
There is no reason for the iPod Touch not to be as good as the iPhone
Apple, on the other hand, does have a virtually identical better product, but it makes excuses that only fanboyz can buy