I know I'm not playing, does that mean I can't post in the thread? I just wanted to mention that I liked the way the door numbering started at the right-front corner of the house, but it should have continued sequentially with numbers 8 and 9. I can see skipping ahead to, say 15 for example, if some are discovered before others and the gaps are not filled in.
For what it is worth, it is a tactically universal numbering system for many militaries and swat teams that the front of the house is Side 1, and then left side is 2, rear is 3, and 4 is the right side, and the numbering of of apertures begins far right of Side 1 and continues sequentially as the apertures lay out in the clockwise rotation around to Side 4.
Don't Panic picks up the Goon's dropped gun and promptly discharges a round negligently into his own melon, dropping to the ground in a sudden and drastic death throe, convulsing uncontrollably until all movement ceases, and his entire musculature relaxes, releasing the contents of his involuntarily voided bowels and bladder. Don't Panic is dead.
As it happens, my legal practice handles only one account, as it is a small private practice, as it were, and, as a consequence, it is, perhaps, one of the lesser known corporate legal practices in our city. Such is the way of such things.
Nevertheless, I have been asked by my boss, Don Sanfillippo, to pass on a message and it is this: I wish to suggest that those who have not been invited to the Don's home consider refraining from offering opinions until asked, or invited, to do so, as their participation is.....superfluous.
Of course, the six unwelcome assassins currently trespassing in the lower floors of my Don's mansion have not been invited in, either. We shall endeavour to extend a warm welcome, one that is befitting their status. However, in the circumstances, it may be said that they are known unknowns, as a certain former office holder might have phrased such matters.
Unknown unknowns are another matter entirely, and their presence and contributions in the mansion must be considered in a different light.
Respectfully,
Scepticalscribe, Consigliere