Hi everyone, time to post an update.
I've only had about one day a week (at most) to work on my case right now, due to my busy work life.
So, I just work on this when I can but within a reasonable amount of time (with whoever I'm dealing with at the time), which means I'm the right man for this fight - I'm disciplined. I have all the rage inside me as ever, and yet the ability to bottle it up and to stow it away for another day.
I REALLY am in the mood for demonstrating the defect and my consumer rage on TV, and exposing Apple about #KeyboardGate (and in fact their ENTIRE corporate culture with all their #gates and how Apple think the normal rules don't apply to them vs. any other manufacturer), as a result of this experience. I have a lot of media contacts after being featured on ABC TV and a lot of other nat/int media on two other stories on me last year, and I definitely think I have media-worthy material for this story too.
My only problem (for how much I can achieve with this) is time. (Well, and money.)
Anyway. Here's summary for the current status.
Fair Trading NSW was a #FAIL (on their part). Here's the case worker's response:
I couldn't believe how incompetent this was. But it may be worse than incompetence - When phoning me initially, before she then phoned apple, the FT lady mentioned three Apple Executive Relations staff by name (as if they were the regulars she rings up ALL THE TIME). Now you tell me - do you think Apple haven't schmoozed up to Fair Trading case workers if the regular staffer knows their relations people BY NAME?
So, I've sent a feedback complaint right back to Fair Trading to exhaust this supposedly 'fair' dispute resolution process available to the consumer, one more time, before going onto NCAT (if I must):
I said in my feedback submission form:
What went wrong?:
My consumer complaint was not handled adequately. Fair Trading failed to show that the nature and content of my situation (of seeking compensation for lost time and productivity) was conveyed to the business with whom I have my dispute, and failed to represent my situation in its response letter dated 21 September 2018. As such, my situation has been misrepresented by Fair Trading in this letter, and, to my knowledge, my complaint insufficiently handled as it relates to contacting the business (Apple Pty Limited) itself.
How can we help?:
I'd like Fair Trading to reprocess my Consumer Complaint (with no changes required to my submission), and show that the nature of my situation has been fairly represented to the business so that I know I've been given a fair go at having my dispute communicated to the business from Fair Trading. I'd like Fair Trading to acknowledge in writing that my consumer complaint is about consumer mistreatment and loss and damage caused to the consumer by Apple, and not about the reasonable remedy option that they are finally offering me now.
And I attached to it this PDF reply from myself:
At the Tribunal (i.e. if Apple still doesn't settle with me even after I see that FT have fairly represented my complaint to them), I really have more than enough dirt and proof on Apple to nail them easily in my request for this pittance $1500 worth of compensational value in what I'm asking from them (an upgraded 2018 model with included AppleCare+). They're fighting based on principle (not value), and so am I.
Again, I can go the media, so that's probably my best weapon to effect any change (on a larger scale than just sharing my success on this thread), but also, if I can find a lawyer or firm willing to do 'No Win No Fee' or Pro Bono (maybe a firm who have an interest in bringing Apple to account / have an axe to grind with them), or a consumer rights non-profit, I could take my case bigger which would be great because then we can do more to hold Apple to account.
Anyone know anyone?
Does a 'class action lawsuit' even exist as a thing in Australia? (I listen to the 'This Week in Law' podcast on my iPhone, so I know more about US law than I do Australian

).
A RECALL - which can be voluntary BTW, not forced, meaning that customers can simply go in and ask for a refund or replacement with no questions asked but it's not that Apple's FORCED to contact consumers proactively like when it's a safety issue - is what always was and still is needed for this awful keyboard dust defect. RIGHT NOW, Apple is STILL repairing thousands of people's affected laptops by simply refitting a DEFECTIVE COMPONENT which will just fail again and again which is total lunacy and against consumer law!
Oh and I got written proof of this the other day (shocked I could get it so easily):
I'll see how I go with FT replying to me within the next 7 days, but next week when I have time for my case, if I have nothing else better to do I may contact a high up ABC TV producer who featured me on 7.30 Report last year and see if ABC is interested in doing a major exposé on Apple and their notorious reputation for mistreating consumers when they stuff up and try to pretend the issues don't exist. It could be an hour long TV special. Oh, do we have the material: