If this hasn't already been related...
WOMEN.
"Who is that? What's that about? You NEVER told me about that. What are you keeping from me?"
No thanks, whatsoever. I'll wait for the guide to turn all of it off before I "upgrade" to "OS Getting Bitched Out by Women in Your Life" - thanks
I'd find it useful if they hopefully hold all of it until I use my fingerprint to disclose my possible "horrid affairs" with my clients or anyone with a female name. Or anyone I might be banging on the side.
What's the next update? Share anything and everything with total strangers who pick up your phone?