Exactly what we all predicted. They aren't doing ****, except I can get the remainder of my Apple Care refunded.
I think that's what I'm gonna do. I really feel like completely obliterating Macbook Pro, but after buying this:
http://go-asus.com/game/ today I feel a little more at home in a Windows environment (What I grew up with, and having build a PC of my own that used XP) and I'm already starting to think straight. I think I'm just going to give my punched out Macbook Pro to a friend of mine who said he'd take care of it better than me.
The end to this short lived saga is going to be developed into a website for a domain I recently purchased "beforeyoubreaksomething.com" which will be a place where people can go to rant and rave about things that piss them off to the point of destruction to prevent happenings like these.
Thank you all for your support and especially the ones who knew from the start that I was a complete dumbass for doing what I did.
Sorry, no laptop car dragging today...