Ok I see your little jabs in there. Good work. Bust seriously, I've learned to accept a lot of things being an Apple fan for most of my life. Lost ports, dropped features, etc. All in the name of progress and advancement. I've also stood corrected on NEARLY ALL of my initial reactions to Apple's innovations. But this keyboard is a failed experiment that Apple refuses to give up on. It's not just because it's plagued with durability issues. It's also just unsatisfying to use.
I apologize for the little jabs.

I find my 2017 MBP to be amazing. I liked my 2015 MBA better, but I only had it for 3 years. I've only had my MBP for 1.1 years. People calling this great laptop garbage gets to me a little.
I've gotten used to it. First month was the hardest. I missed my 2015 MBA keyboard a lot, regretted selling it to help pay for the 2017 MBP. I got a Magic Keyboard - which has insanely low travel, moreso than the 2015 MBA - to help train me.
I had to force myself to learn to type differently - less energy than most keyboards require. Once I learned how to do that, I could really fly on the 2017 MBP keyboard - and type on it for hours with very little fatigue. Over time, I got really good at it and I'm at the point now where I've adapted and can use it for 5-6 hours at work without a problem, if I need to.
One thing I don't like about it is the noise, but the Magic Keyboard is really loud too.
If you're an older Apple user, I see your points about Magsafe, USB C, dongle world, etc... I've learned to really like my USB C ports. One port can do my HDMI out, USB 3 external hard drive, PD passthrough charging, etc - with a cheap $40? Anker port.
I think with anything, you get used to it. I've adapted to my keyboard. It seems to me a lot of people who complain about this keyboard tried it, but don't actually have it. (Obviously my opinion, not based on fact or a generalizing assumption).