Funny. I look at those older machines and think, "Wow! Look at all those ports. And magsafe, too!" The magsafe connector was great. Ethernet was great. And the keyboard was great. I'd easily trade a bit of weight to have those features back.
Thankfully, I more or less can. I bought a Lenovo and now I have tons of ports, a great keyboard and it even has a touchscreen.
Edit: I should add that I'm not criticizing your opinion that the old machines were ugly. I'm just pointing out that my, personal, opinion differs. Your thoughts about the design are equally valid.