This whole thread kind of hurts my head... first of all it's not the job of a watch to entertain you. And if that's what you were expecting I can't help you. But yes the watch absolutely should provide utility to you, and it absolutely does for me. There's no way I can create a comprehensive list of every utility I get out of it but I will try.
-glanceable date and time (duh, but I hadn't worn a watch for years)
-glanceable weather information
-receive, read, and respond to text messages (especially when phone is out of room/charging)
-receive phone calls (especially when phone is out of room/charging/hands are occupied)
-tracking steps and promoting healthy lifestyle through reminders and health rings
-recording resting HR throughout the day and night (I use HeartWatch, amazing app)
-sleep tracking (duration, quality, HR, etc)
-workout tracking (record of type, calories burned, distance, HR, etc)
-variety of watch faces based on mood, need, and situation
-variety of watch bands based on mood, need, and situation
-easily ping iPhone if you can't find it (only have used this maybe 3 times in the past 2 years, but it was super helpful especially 1 time when I was outside and it would have taken like 30+ minutes easily to find it)
-viewfinder for iPhone camera (I've actually used this for photos at least twice)
-relax/mindfulness with the breathe app (or any numerous other meditation apps)
-Apple pay from your wrist (almost always impresses the cashier)
-music/podcast control from your wrist
-access to siri with a wrist raise
These are all the things that I personally have actually used my watch for. Most of these I do on a daily basis. Honestly I use my watch all the time. Even when I'm not using it I'm still utilizing it (though movement/HR data that's being recorded, or through the freedom to leave the phone without missing anything). And I'm only using it for a fraction of the things it can be used for.
I removed the strap on mine, disabled notifications and keep it in my coin pocket; that way I need only sync with the phone every couple of days for the health data.
How does this make ANY sense? Health data as in steps? 1) not gonna be that reliable in your pocket 2) that's a $300 pedometer... Plus your iPhone already can track your steps... If I were you I'd just sell it if you're so convinced you don't wanna use it.
I don't understand how an Apple Watch with all it's capabilities can "bore" you, but a standard mechanical watch apparently excites and entertains you??