the real backstory for this iPod prototype...
A fresh faced engineer shuffles nervously into Steve Jobs lair on Apple Campus. His palms sweaty and mouth dry, he shakily slides the new prototype over Steve's leather desk and takes two steps back.
Steve considers this gleaming new device with intense scrutiny. He takes his glasses off and purposefully sets them down square on his desk. He rubs the bridge of his nose. The engineer evades Steves glare.
"What the F*** is this?" Bellows Steve, the engineer nearly losing his bowels at the sudden outburst. "Six months and all you've done is put a F***ING camera on the back of it! And it looks like a piece of S***, you ruined the ergonomics. We ship in FOUR months. So help me, if you don't show me something better than this in 30 days, i will f***ing bury you!"
Steve looks down his nose at this monument to consumerism, and swiftly lobs the iPod at the engineers forehead. It ricochets off the engineers glasses (causing the cracked screen) and flies out a nearby window. "Now get out" Steve calmly orders, as he picks up his glasses and seats them gently back in place.
The engineer trips over himself as he scrambles out the door, promptly forgetting about the prototype, as he dives into the nearest WC, to vomit.
Seconds earlier the iPod unceremoniously landed in some rough hedgerow just on the edge of Apple campus, having miraculously pinged off Steve's Merc, sitting in his normal disabled car parking space. A lucky bystander notices the glint of the airborne iPod out of the corner of his eye, retrieving and scuttling off with it.
The rest, as they say, is history.