So I've been calling the two Apple stores that are close to my house all day asking if they've received the MacBook Pro Retina. No luck all day!
But then I decided to call an Apple Store that is pretty far from my house, and is also pretty tiny. Thinking they would say they didn't have any in stock, I was shocked to hear that they had a few!!!

So I went and picked it up.
The MacBook Pro Retina is phenomenal, the screen is truly gorgeous.
If you're still looking for one, I recommend calling as many Apple stores in the area.