Can you not accept that others like these features and just move on? Using them is not mandatory and neither is owning an iPhone. You don't like iPhone, don't buy it. Don't like a feature on your phone, don't use it. It's a simple thing really. I like many others really like 3D Touch and find it useful. It seems as though other people liking something you don't, in your mind has to be illogical and unreasonable. Think about that for a minute. I don't like beef. Does it make everyone who eats beef illogical or unreasonable? No it doesn't.
Some people like Android, some Windows, some iOS, some BlackBerry. And you know what? There's not a thing wrong with that. Different people, different tastes, likes, needs. Again, not a difficult concept for a 'reasonable', 'logical' human being to comprehend.
I agree with your point about iPhone features. Nicely put!
Regarding beef, I DISagree. It IS illogical and unreasonable to eat beef. For every burger you eat, a bazillion gallons of water is necessary. Plus here in California a ton of water is wasted to grow insanely thirsty crops to feed cows crowded into sprawling bovine mosh pits. The logical and reasonable choice would be to eat chicken. Or better, veggies.
Side note --
A buddy of mine just put a new battery into my iPhone 4S. It works almost like new. It cost $20. Part of me wonders how many of the 13M really NEEDED a new iPhone. That's a lotta carbon to make and transport 13M phones!
Full disclosure: I'm a lazy hypocrite who owns AAPL and sometimes snarfs down In & Out burgers (number 2 w/ fries animal style).