"Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and asked you not to leave...
...because I'd go berserk?"
Ok. Look.
People...please
cut it out with the "but apple may add some great fantastical thing to the iPhone with their
"maaagical paaaawers" talk...it makes you seem desperate...or gullible...or just damned crazy.
ANYONE planning on buying an iPhone on the hopes that they will make any
significant changes down the line is, I'm sorry, deluded.
There. I said it.
I plan to get an iPhone...
based on the features and use I already know about and if that's all I get, Oki-Fine...I'll buy another one when they make a better one, and sell the old one on eBay, or give it to a friend or something.
Its...a...phone...people. Its not a microminimagictablet, its not a fantasy Star Trek LCARS-based PADD, its not the cure for friggin' cancer and the end of war.
Its a phone...a vanity phone to the umpteenth degree, but a phone nonetheless.
I mean guys, you know non Mac/Apple people read this stuff, right? I mean, have you ever considered, including of some of the Insane Clown "Feature Wishlists" I've seen, that this level of fawning is unhealthy?
I'm serious. It's just getting too friggin' weird.
Lets start here:
The iPhone is NOT A SMARTPHONE...its a
multimedia/music phone and I'll be
damned if I know why in hell Apple even "went there".
Oh wait. Because "music phones" don't cost 500 bones, and smartphones do, heheheh. Musicphones, you get for $99 or less with a 2 year commitment
Next Up:
The iPhone does NOT RUN MacOS X. It doesn't run MacOS X. Its not running MacOS X.
Furthermore, no one from Apple has ever
said its running "MacOS X"...it was stated, and I personally keyed onto this
instantly as it was so "weird" hearing it, that it runs "OS X".
Think I'm picking nits? Unca Steve made a interesting point of mentioning how stripped it was at D5.
Now...I think I mostly understand (outside of the Agitprop, which I am immune to) what Apple was trying to intimate here (you know, that unlike WinCE, er, WinMobile-based phones, it runs a "full os") but its a semantic argument, its marketing BS if that, at best; if it doesn't have the "full stack" (See:
http://developer.apple.com/macosx/architecture/index.html) and the full APIs, then it
*is* essentially MacOSX CE...hence the "OS X" nomenclature
NOW before anyone (who knows what they are talking about, anyway...sorry had to add that qualifier...) jumps on me about this vs WinCE...yes,
I know that the WinCE kernel is different from the Windows Desktop kernel...however this is
still a bit "shifty" on Apple's part as xnu (the Mac OS X kernel) isn't what makes Mac OS X "Mac OS X"...a'ight?!
No one in their right mind went around calling OpenDarwin "Mac OS X" simply because it ran off xnu...all I'm sayin'...just a
wee bit o' hyperbole of the part of Apple.
And of course Apple has
never, ever been guilty of hyperbole, heheh...
So for the love of pete can we temper and scale back the expectations a bit? I'm sooo not looking forward to how "lied to" and "betrayed" the loonie arm of the Mac User camp is gonna flooding every website with...based on a bunch of stuff bored people cooked up in their heads.
The iPhone is going to be problematic, and for more than a couple of people, if the wizards@apple can't come up with some
REAL NICE SPIN about why NOT having MMS/Picture messaging is somehow...a...benefit...on a phone...with a camera...
...and why NOT having a
chat client on a phone...with a revolutionary (and it truly is; I read the patent...it is very much more advanced that i think the punditry realizes; its kinda like "software ESP" in the way it was designed to work...good, good stuff) touchscreen with an onscreen keyboard...as well as a lot of other ticky-tack stuff that seems to not be there...
Then they will be handed their asses in the press...simply because expectations are at "Ludicrous Speed"...and "reinventing the phone" (oh GOD...how did that even make the final cut?
Re-invigorating...
re-imagining...but
re-inventing?! Jeeeezzzz..."over the top and outta control" as my wife would say.) put them right in the crosshairs. That was just...ugh!
Yes, a "rich email client" is hella nice, but it won't really help me that much if I want to send a picture of some crazy thing I've seen
right now to someone else with a phone that's not sitting at a computer without jumping thru some hoops (if the hoops are even there to jump thru...we'll see how "baby" or not these iPhone apps are soon enough...); its a "3 steps forward, two steps back" scenario.
And people "hoping" and "guessing" that Safari will somehow come to the rescue...cross your fingers. I know I run the latest webkit nightlies...its up in the air with the "AJAX/Web 2.0"-ness of it all. Much better than the release builds, but Safari is known to be deficient in this regard so many of the more wiz-bangy stuff just blocks it as soon as the browser says its Safari/WebKit based.
Lets all just try to be realistic and curb some enthusiasm...'kay? You're really starting to get...scary
