7 inch would be to small....![]()
If men would stop overestimating the size of their johnsons, you wouldn't be saying that.
7 inch would be to small....![]()
7 inch would be to small....![]()
7 inch would be to small....![]()
Would you repeat the question, please?![]()
Yep, and for you a vaginal attachment, so we can hear you think inside the box![]()
No way. Apple will never overcome 30 years of Microsoft brainwashing of IT personnel.
Cover the Apple logo with a piece of duct tape and give it some bogus nerd-esque name (Future Technologies Inc. Tablet 3000) and maybe it will have a chance.
...and it will let me talk to myself, read the minds of subway-riders and cloud the minds of Mac Rumors commenters (see last 10 pages), who know that the price will be no more than $1000 and no less than $601; that it will not be operated by owners but will operate the owners, automatically casting votes for or against single-payer health care for parakeets; that you won't have to turn it on or off because Jobs will be turning it on and off for you. Sorry I can't reveal anymore. Ignorance forbids me.
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The new Apple tablet computer will be able to mind-melt, vulcan style, simply by inserting two tiny probes into your eyeballs!
"You will be very surprised how you interact with the new tablet."
Sounds fancy!
But what are the uses for a $1,000 touch screen computer?
Sounds fancy!
But what are the uses for a $1,000 touch screen computer?
A two button mouse and full size keyboard would be very surprising.
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80's fashions are all the rage these days.. I got a feeling the new tablet will be retro too.
Steve Jobs "extremely happy?" If true, this thing must be incredibly awesome.