No, you're not the only one, ALL people I have shown this thing (in black) though it's from ugly to ridiculous. Indeed, some though it was an ashtray or an umbrella stand. Now is equally ridiculous but in red.
For me is not only a really basic and ugly design, the worse is the stupidity of to force an unnecessary shape and size, simply for a matter of a visual whim, and at the expense of a higher manufacturing cost and the complete lost of internal capability.
The icing on the cake of the Ive's tomfoolery is the lack of USB connector in the front. Should I go to the other side of the table or turn the mac (with all the external hard drives your'e going to need) every time I'll need to insert a USB memory???????