They stopped putting large ugly ports on top of any portable product ages ago. It's a fake. You'd be mental to have something that points out to everyone looking at it. Apple's designs a beautiful, not ugly mock ups.
Enjoy your ranting, Dude.
When did I say it was a port either? I am simply saying there is a hole there and it's what we are discussing. It's definitely not the sleep/wake button like you suggested, but I also agree that it would be stupid for it to be a port. The only logical explanation I can come up with (if it is not fake, lets just say) is for it to be a microphone.