Dear Jim, can you fix it for us...
After choosing which polo neck and jean combination to wear, Steve left for work through his personal warp field (it distorts reality, n'est pas?). At work, he sees a small list of features that somehow in haste, they forgot from the iPhone:
(Edit - Somehow some non-software suggestions got mixed in. But Steve didn't mind, so i'm sure you won't too...)
- CUT AND PASTE
- FLASH
- 802.1x support for enterprise WiFi
- removable battery
- Back button
- SAT NAV (play nice with Bluetooth GPS receivers)
- Haptic feedback
- Leopard speech to text, text to speech
- Camera update to do video
- More landscape mode in other apps (e.g. SMS,email)
- iChat, IM,
- mp3 ringtones
- Charging animation
- eWallet like app for private info (better password)
- Voice dialing
- Voice recorder
- Voice digit dialing
- MMS
- Unified email box
- Better video support
- Changeable Alert tones
- Make more files syncable
- Make notes syncable
- Louder sound
- Themes
- Home screen customisation
- Better battery life support (e.g. quick on/off wifi)
- Call duration of recents
- Groups
- Microsoft Activesync support
- Multi-language support
- Removable drive setting (UMS)
- Streaming radio/audio
- Expandable memory
- Xenon camera flash
- Better bluetooth (syncing and more)
- A2DP
- Mail revamp
- Mark all as read/unread button
- Consolidate all inboxes option
- Magnification glass glitch correction
- GPS Support
- Non recessed connector
- Tetherability
- Google calendar sync
- Bookmarks sync (Safri, firefox)
- Java sypport
- File browser
- Ability to attach files to mail
- Wifi use of Skype
- iPhone as remote for Airport Express
- 802.11n
- Finder
- Exchange Push
- Tabbed mail accounts
- Video recording
- Widgets
- Games
- Syncing of lossless music to a lossy aac iPhone library
- Birthdays auto added as events
- Add/edit contacts whilst on phone
- Call history
- Recent calls split into All dialled missed received
- Detailed alarm repeat
- Mouse over support
- better contact search
- Option for SMS contents to not show upon receipt
- Display owner information when locked
- iTunes store
- Starbucks coffee ordering system
- Shared streaming media over wifi
- File editing, loading, storing.
- To do lists
- Coverflow of widgets
- RSS News reader
- Vertical scroll using bezel edge (think Garmin 405)
- Undo
- Able to delete single SMS from a conversation
- Download/upload files in Safari
- Spotlight
- Basic punctuation on main keyboard
- Built in GPS
- SMS to multiple contacts
- No key enlargement when entering password
- Wireless sharing of non-DRM (music) files
- Non camera version for the Foxes
- Settings screen
- Weather show radar, isobars
- Caller's dial code ID'er
- .Mac integration with wireless sync and online storage
- Spam filtering
- A Google map cache
- Color coordinated calendar appts
- voice tags
- non bubbles SMS's
- Advanced calculator
- better Safari response times
- Weather widget to show its icon as weather in 2 hr
- FM Radio
- Multiple/all simultaneous email deletion
- Character count in SMS
- Reminder function (blinking light)
- Double space period then space insertion
- Missed call reminder function (blinking light)
- Sync manually option
It's not too much to ask, right?

No wonder Apple users get a reputation hehe