Seriously dude? You have unrealistic expectations.
9X faster, 33% thinner. HDMI out, no price increase. Available to both Verizon and AT&T.
He's not saying it's not nice. It IS nice. It'll be great for people who don't have an iPad, for new customers. He's just saying if you spent $600 for a 32GB iPad last year there's really nothing there to greatly tempt you to spend $600 again this year. Unless you truly need HDMI out, or video conferencing. I won't even say "camera." Except for some "enhanced reality" apps that some people enjoy, the rear-facing camera is just feature parity with competing tablets. People who will carry iPad 2 around as still/video camera will only do so because they don't have another decent camera. Really the main reason I upgraded from a 3GS to an iPhone 4 was the much better camera, so I had something take better pictures of our kids, and I'd usually have it with me. I'm not going to be chasing my 5 year old through the playground with my iPad to take snapshots. And if I want REALLY good pictures that require carrying a camera other than my iPhone 4, I'm going to bring my Canon, with those lovely Canon optics. Not an iPad.
I'd throw gaming in there, too. Most people's idea of portable gaming is Angry Birds. For that you don't need more than the original iPad. But if you're very serious about iOS portable gaming, the spec increase will probably show some benefit. Though I seriously doubt with the rather amazing number of original iPads sold many high-end, more expensive game developers will limit their market to iPad 2 owners only.
All depends on how you use your iPad. I use mine for music (iPod), ebooks, a bit of video, email, various apps (mostly of the reference type), a lot of web and a whole lot of typewriter (with the keyboard dock). The overall and graphics speed of my original iPad is plenty fast. Now, sure, if I used an iPad 2 for a couple weeks and then switched back to my original, I might miss the spec bumps. But as it is, I'm not going to notice.
So, I'd say, first-time iPad owners: go for it. Existing iPad owner niche markets who want video conferencing, iPad artists who want the camera for quick reference shots, etc.: go for it. People who just want to spend their money upgrading to the iPad 2: go for it. Everyone else: no compelling reason to upgrade this cycle; and the overwhelming majority of current iPad owners (remember some people just bought one a month ago!) aren't going to upgrade right now. Tablets are probably going to run on the more laptop-ish minimum 2 - 3 year consumer upgrade cycle.
Now if 2012's iPad changes little from the iPad 2 but throws in the iPad version of the iPhone 4 Retina display, you might get my attention. But that's a year away.