Sure, I'll get in trouble with the mods over this but imagine a couple of some other guys little sperm soldiers getting inside your woman. Just a couple, no big deal, right? Yeah, it doesn't seem so good now does it? Those scratches mean something to him just like a couple of some other guys sperm inside of your woman would matter to you. I've never had glass OR diamonds let alone anything in my pocket with my iPhone and it has one scratch on it... so I understand that you genius bar workers have some "standards" and guidelines to follow but if I see one of you manhandling my possessions with disregard, you guys are gonna pay. I made the genius bar workers bring out 3 replacements, one after the other that had weak vibrate motors, scratches across the back of the Apple logo, etc... they got served the humble pie and made sure that I was satisfied but only after I ripped them mentally. You seriously gotta play smarter than these guys and have a game plan and stick to it when you go in there. And DON'T hesitate to get a manager involved if genius bar workers get lippy with you. They never seem to understand where the customer is coming from. Best wishes and luck with your phone. I say take it back and get it replaced.
That was...uh...creative.
Wow I really need to go to bed. Especially after that.