So, about an hour ago in my attempt to try to get anything out of that damn (but admittedly still adored) company named after the fruit that Eve suckered Adam with I went, as usual like a cat going back to his dry, empty food bowl night after night thinking that MAYBE some SPECTACULAR surprise might be there (e.g., an Arrandale i7 MBP).
After my pitiful, desultory, almost nightly ritual of going through the whole Apple Store customization process and making myself a really expensive, amazingly powerful MacBook Pro, then EVEN putting it IN MY SHOPPING CART (I mean, how frigging daring & exciting is that?!) like I'm really going to buy it, I decided to initiate a chat with an Apple Store rep on the basis of "wondering about shipping dates" (cause, I'd heard some people were getting wacky shipping dates very recently... like 12 days, and I was hoping it was a sign that the arrival of the Chosen One was near. I also had a hallucination that I might squeeze some tiny grain of info out of the darn rep... even if he/she didn't know what extended shipping dates might mean.) I was
desperate, I tell you. DESPERATE. What could I do but something stupid and irrelevant and worthless? I had no choice.
So I clicked the cheerful little
"Need to chat with an Apple Store blah blah blah? Click here."
The following chat ensued:
ME: I heard from a friend that the "ships in 24 hours" statement might not quite be true, and that some people are getting estimates that are very different, but only AFTER they click "Buy". I've heard in the range of 12 days in some circumstances. If I order tonight (
wink, wink) will I get it in the next couple of days. Cause I really, really need it.
APPLE CHAT REP: Go through the process and tell me what it says at the bottom below the picture of the laptop you ordered. Put it your shopping cart and look for the estimate. I will standby for you
ME: (After going through process) It says 2-3 days.
APPLE CHAT REP: Great! Does that meet your needs?
ME: Um...
(grumble, grumble) yeah... I guess so.
APPLE CHAT REP: Is there anything else I might help you with today?
ME: Well, uh, um, yeah... uh... I was just wondering if there's any sign that the new MacBook Pros are coming out in the next few weeks or so... but I'm thinking there's no way you'd know that. Right?
APPLE CHAT REP: We find out literally the moment you do, sir. We have no inside knowledge about release dates of any new products.
ME: Yeah, I figured.

APPLE CHAT REP: But it is unlikely. The MacBook Pros that are available now have only been out for a few months. So I think it's quite unlikely.
>>> ME: (thinks
?????!!!?? wtf. A COUPLE MONTHS? (to him

Okay, thanks.
I mean, seriously. Have they no shame?