Breaking news! [not really, I hope]
Instead of using Haptic technology in the FaceWatch, a brand new super FaceTic feature (trademarked, patent pending) will be used!
How will this exciting new technology work, you ask?
First Use Case - "I Luv Facebook" app
This is an always on (because who wouldn't want this, am I right?) app that can't be un-installed. If the FaceWatch wearer hasn't liked something Zuckerberg has said on Facebook, then they get a reminder:
"Hey there! I see you haven't liked Zuck's latest post. Do so now."
"I am busy, later."
Bzzztttt. Bzzzztttt. Bzzzztttt. [sounds of electroshocks from the watch sensors)
"Sob! OK, OK, OK, I am liking his post right now!!!!!!!"
"Please quit shocking me. Please..."
Second Use Case - "Purchase the F**king Product that was just advertised" app
Who wants to spend money on advertising but not get a sales from every single person that saw the ad? Nobody, that is who! With the revolutionary FaceTic technology, we here at Facebook can guarantee everyone wearing a FaceWatch will ultimately buy your product. We really can offer you a captive audience!
"Hey there! I see you haven't purchased the product whose ad you just saw. Don't you think you should buy it now?"
"Bugger off, it is a crappy product."
Bzzztttt. Bzzzztttt. Bzzzztttt. [sounds of electroshocks from the watch sensors)
"Sob! OK, OK, OK, I am buying the product right now!!!!!!!"
"Please quit shocking me. Please..."
And you might say, well what is to stop someone from simply taking off the watch? That's the beauty of FaceWatch - once it goes on it doesn't come off. Our special FaceGlue ensures a smooth and permanent bonding to the sucker's, we mean user's, wrist.
The FaceWatch and it's revolutionary new FaceTic technology - the way of the future!